Ivynstein Hoodie

Elsewhere x Frankenstein

• Thick, cozy wool blend (sourced from sheep that later regretted everything)
• Deep forest-green base with hand-stitched lightning-bolt cable knit pattern across the chest (very avant-garde 1831 cottagecore)
• Festive yet deeply unsettling jacquard detailing: tiny screaming villagers, pitchforks, and one poorly rendered burning windmill in holiday red & white (ugly Christmas sweater energy but make it Romantic tragedy)
• Neckline aggressively stretched from repeated dramatic collar-yanking during "I am alone in the universe" monologues
• Left sleeve has a permanent ice-crusted cuff (Arctic exile vibes, no dry cleaning recommended)
• Faint but unmistakable scent profile: pine smoke, old books, gunpowder residue, and the lingering regret of your creator
• Several mysterious pulled threads that look suspiciously like they were yanked by an angry eight-foot pursuer
• One pocket contains a single forgotten letter beginning with "You have made me wretched.." (free emotional baggage with purchase)

Warm enough to survive being chased across glaciers. warm enough to thaw a frozen heart.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Charcoal melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!