Visitors T-Shirt

100% non-local cotton blend (fibers harvested from abrane where Euclidean geometry gave up in 2007). Wears extremely comfortably in 3+1 spacetime. May occasionally phase your left shoulder 0.4 seconds into the future. Do not wear inside active wormholes. Size runs: mostly human-adjacent. Wash on delicate in any timeline except the one where laundry detergent was never invented.

- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!